Dear husband >> You're lucky you get to sleep through this every night. Just wait until she's a toddler. You'll get your turn.
Dear bank account >> Don't get me wrong, we're not even close to poor. But not excited that you keep dipping lower and lower. For the life of me I can't figure out what we're all of the sudden spending money on. Please magically add about five grand to yourself. Thanks.
Dear new baby niece or nephew >> Get yourself born, already! We want to see you in all your cuteness before we go on vacation!
Dear Kohl's >> Thank you for actually presenting to me a maxi dress that I don't have to take to the tailor. Petites section. Who knew?
Dear cashier at Old Navy >> You suckered me into applying for your credit card. I didn't want to give in. But com'on, 30% off if you open up an account? Can be used oneline and at Gap, Banana, AND outlet stores? Some pretty smart marketing there.
Dear the few lovelies who actually leave me comments >> THANK YOU. You have no idea how happy it makes me when I get an email with subject: "so-and-so has left a new comment..." I blog because I love it and I would still write if I had no comments, but you girls just make it that much better.
Dear family >> Beach, Sunday. Love.

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